Restaurant pet peeves

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Working in a restaurant is one of the most under appreciated jobs out there. 90% of the time we are paid minimum wage and our income is entirely based off of how people feel like when they come in and leave after eating. Ranging widely from 5% to 20% tips. And even then, average out to possibly $15-$25 an hour per night, still dependant on how people feel. You can work your ass off and still average 15.

The most annoying thing that people say who have never worked in a restaurant before or even use their brain to put it into perspective is “fight for a higher wage.” No, unfortunately that’s not how it works. Servers have the highest turnover rate in the work industry and are “easily replaceable” which makes your argument invalid. Because we won’t even have the job anymore if we try to dip. Also what people don’t understand is that if we raise hourly wages in a restaurant, your food will be almost double the price. No, your food does not enitrely pay for the servers time, it pays for the kitchen’s time, but if you want it to pay for the servers time also, expect it to rise and you’ll be paying $20 for a specialty burger instead of the average 10. Well, if you’re okay with that then maybe there should be a move to make your pasta 18 instead of 12. You’re still paying the same amount at the end of the day right?

There’s also the people who like to ask a ton of questions and don’t bother looking at the menu. Like, figure out what you want yourself or give us two or three choice to recommend. Not then whole menu. We don’t know what you like, so we aren’t going to detriment our income by recommending you the wrong thing. Because one day you’ll be hit with a bill you wish you didn’t have because you let the server choose for you. Figure out what you like yourself, we’re not your parents.

Cheers

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He thinks he’s funny

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I joined the Pokemon Go bandwagon because I played Pokemon before. I didn’t play past Ruby because my interests went elsewhere. There are so many people playing this game that I believe it is one of the most played online games now. Maybe more than WoW or DoTA 2. Screw league. I hate league lol. I’m pretty addicted to this game. Which I don’t believe is a good thing. But I know I’m going to be playing this when I go down to LA next week.

Pidgey being one of the most common Pokemon. I collect them all because of that lucky egg + evolution spam idea you can do for tons of exp. I just wish you can skip the cut scenes cuz they are long as hell. 

I also realized that the experience required to level up gets ridiculously high, so everyone will be catching up at a steady pace to be at the same footing as majority of the 24/7 players. So no real rush to try to be the best because people are going to be on the same footing fairly quick.

Be careful when catching Pokemon. I almost walked into someone last night. It was dark tho.

Don’t do drugs, play Pokemon.